Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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