We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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