Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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