butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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