I think I died a long time ago.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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