Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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