its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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