Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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