so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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