Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
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In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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