I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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