If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
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Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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