And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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