3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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