One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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