It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
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She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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