"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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