last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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