Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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