u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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