k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
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Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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