guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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