I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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