ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
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She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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