This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
