I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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