What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Also, beer. Big fan.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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