You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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