Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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