Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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