He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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