Your tits are I can't wait for
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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