Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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