Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
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Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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