i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
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Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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