People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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