I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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