small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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