Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
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