I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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