tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
My feet surprised me
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