i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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