You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
