so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
false alarm, still single
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