She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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