Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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