I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.