Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.