carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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