Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
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I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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