Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
