Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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