I'm lost and stupid without you.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
That accounts for only three of the penises
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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