If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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