Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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