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I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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