his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize