my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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