nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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