honey bunches of taint.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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